Drugs bust

Two Norfolk League managers are being held today after a drugs raid uncovered £1000's of heroin and cocaine.

Officers from Norfolk CID drugs squad recovered the drugs after a series of early morning raids carried out on Astral Square and the Star Lane Stadium.

The criminal gang had been hiding their illegal stash in Millar's arse, and had even turned cocaine into an energy drink and given it to their players to enhance performance.

Police suspected Waylander of dealing in the illegal drugs, but when his office was raided early this morning, all that was found was small amounts of cannabis, and drugs paraphernalia, and evidence of prostitution. However, due to lack of evidence and a mix up in procedure, all three of the managers were released without charge.

Norfolk League spokesperson Willberto commented, in a slightly over-excited voice: "We never suspected a thing." He then preceeded to pretend to be in outer space and then made something crap out of toilet roll middles and sticky tape.


by Andrew Saunders, Manager of White Riot

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