STOP KEEPING SCORE, MILLAR TELLS YOUNG NORFOLK League clubs should stop keeping score so that everyone can just enjoy a nice game of football, the Gohtza City supremo Nicholas Millar said today. The manager has also called on Norfolk's richest clubs to 'share their wealth' as the Norfolk FA attempts to impose its namby-pamby, socialist bullshit on professional sport. Mr Millar said: "It should not be about one team being better, or having more fans and therefore more money than the others; it should be about fresh air and making friends. "It's only fair that the rich clubs should give half their money to the poor clubs. After all, it is the rich clubs' fault that they are so much better at what they do. "And after a while everyone will be just as bad as everyone else, but that's a good thing because it means that everyone will be the same." Mr Millar said he also wants the players' parents to become more involved in running the clubs. He added: "I'm sure William Young wouldn't mind if Øyvin Espeseth's dad took charge of the mid-week training sessions, and perhaps Makanaki's mum could wash the kits or bring along some carrot slices and dried apricots for a tasty and nutritious half-time treat." by Nicholas Millar, manager of Gohtza City

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