Millar is an alchemist Nick Millar, the mentalist manager of Gohtza City, has now turned his hand to the ancient craft of alchemy. Growing bored with prostitutes, he is now obsessed with turning base metal into gold and achieving immortality. The Gohtza Bugle recently caught up with Millar during one of his rare moments of clarity. "It is possible. My recent fart solidification experiments were very successful. I was able to create a solid mass from pure fart and I now think I can transfer this technique to the creation of gold from worthless material.” When pointed out that most people would refer to his experiments as just ‘going for a poo’ Millar mumbled “all the great philosophers and inventors were ridiculed in their own lifetime.” Millar's efforts to turn poo into gold proved ultimately unsuccessful but he did manage to convince himself he had succeeded at one point. He was seen running from a toilet shouting "I have created gold, GOLD I TELL YOU." by Andrew Saunders, manager of White Riot

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