ANDREW SAUNDERS PRETENDED TO BE A GIRL GOHTZA manager Nicholas Millar last night stepped up his attack on rival Andrew Saunders by revealing how he used to dance around naked with his penis between his thighs pretending to be Bonnie Langford. Millar now hopes to finish him off with a combination of the Langford-inspired trans-sexual prancing and a doctored photograph of him holding a Daniel O'Donnell LP. The manager, who was recently cautioned after vandalising a local flyover with the message 'Andrew Saunders Sucks Goats For Cash', told the Guardian: "He's an AIDS-riddled skunk monkey who likes baking, knitting and watching Murder She Wrote with his fairy-boys." The tradition of feuds in the Norfolk League dates back to the early Millar-Howard rivalry, when Howard dubbed the then Norfolk Enchants manager Nicholas Millar 'a nancie boye both faire and true, who taketh it up the ers for a groat or twoe'. But Andrew Saunders has hit back telling the Daily Mail that Millar goes to the toilet on the kitchen floor and could start his own navy with the number of sailors who have been up his slipway. by Nicholas Millar, manager of Gohtza City

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