What's that smell When I logged on this morning I noticed a nasty smell in the Norfolk League. It smells like a cross between dog shit and essence of tramp. The smell seemed to be coming from outside the league but still within the Norfolk League. This confused me until I found out to my disgust that Nick Millar has joined us again. He has emerged from a pile of cardboard boxes and taken over a new team. My young defender Nick Millar jnr had this to say about his old man "He (Millar) has been through some tough times lately. His mental health deteriorated to the extent that he had to hide himself away from the rest of the world and draw pictures on subway walls with his own poo. He has taken to eating dog shit and even struggles to wipe his own bottom properly. He needs round the clock care and he is deluded if he thinks he can run a football team again. What has really pissed me off is that he has impregnated a woman with his foul seed and yet does not even bother to stay in touch with me anymore. I really hope I can play his team in the cup or something so I can show the crusty old bugger what I can do." by A ndrew Saunders manager of White Riot

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