SAUNDERS & MILLAR TO DIG UP QUEEN MOTHER NICHOLAS Millar and Andrew Saunders are to team up with the corpse of Queen Elizabeth, the Queen Mother for a new Norfolk League promotional show. In the first installment, to be screened on Sunday, Saunders and Millar will travel to Windsor where they will remove the remains of their co-star from her tomb in St George's Chapel. They will then race back to London where the Queen Mother will be transformed into an elaborate marionette which Millar and Saunders will manipulate via remote control. Millar will provide the voice of the dead Queen, but has yet to decide between a suitably respectful high-pitched squeak or the deep-throated growl of an obscene Frenchman. In later episodes the Queen Mother will dance and perform classic sketches with the dead bodies of Thora Hird, Ernie Wise, Les Dawson and former Man Utd manager Sir Matt Busby. The league administrators are also planning a big-budget finale featuring the late Queen singing a medley from Guys and Dolls with whatever is left of the cast of Dad's Army. Norfolk League director general William Young said: "Nicholas and Andrew's National Treasure Corpse Puppets will be the highlight of our winter schedule. "I look forward to threatening you all with jail in order to pay their multi-million pound salaries." by Nicholas Millar, manager of Gohtza City

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