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Nick Millar, the heinous manager of Norfolk Enchants, has employed my own son in a revenge signing.

Mr Millar was seen hanging around our training ground on Tuesday and is believed to have approached my son, Leo Saunders, with a suitcase full of tenners and a promises of many medals/trophies in the future.

As some of may have already realised, Mr Millar is suffering from the early stages of dementia. He has trouble knowing what day of the week or even what year it is. Most of the time he believes he is living in the year 2536 and that he is actually a ‘living relic’ from the early 21st century.

He even believes that Jesus lives on a little cloud that hovers above his dugout and plays the harp during half time at home matches.

by Andrew Saunders

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