Referee
taken aback by Millar's wit
NORFOLK ENCHANTS boss
Nicholas Millar is facing
a lengthy exclusion from polite Norfolk
society 
after being sent from the Looney Toons Stadium
dugout for
aiming cruel witticisms at a match
referee.
“I could not help
it,” an unrepentant Millar said
last night. “I can resist everything
except temptation.”
Millar, dressed in his trademark
knickerbockers, cape and patent leather pumps, insisted no vulgar swear
words had passed his lips.
However, he conceded the sensitive match
official Sten Koll may well have been cut to the very quick by the barbed
nature of his badinage.
“I have nothing to declare but my genius,”
Millar said. “The only way to atone for being occasionally a little
over-dressed is by being always absolutely over-educated."
Millar,
whose latest play, The Importance of Being Nicholas, opens this weekend at
the King’s Theatre, added: “The truth is rarely pure and never simple.
Modern life would be very dull if it were either.”
Asked if he
thought his insolence towards the referee was a good example to set young
children, Millar replied: “It is absurd to divide people into good and
bad. People are either charming or tedious.”
Millar is now being
touted as a team captain on TV quiz show
QI.
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Nicholas Millar
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